August 2005
After years of frustrations in their lives, clients tell me ...
Too many people around me are stuck in the past. Why can't they accept change?
I'm getting rid of friends ... they piss me off.
You were right about - - - -! We finally ended our relationship after going back and forth for years, then I met somebody better. I don't know why I held on as long as I did ... must be karma. You're not buying that, are you? Okay, I stayed for the sex!
Marriage ... if the right person comes along ... [Years later] ... Marriage, if the right person comes come ...
I'm 30 and still living at home ... mom is a great cook, does the wash and I don't have to pay anything. Do I ever have to grow up and take care of myself? Maybe when I inherit money later.
Do I want to marry ... good question ... too much responsibility ...
Do I want children ... have you taken a good look at the world ...
Is my boyfriend [or girlfriend] cheating on me ... again ...?
What is he [or she] thinking about me? (I hate this question as one's views change from day to day. People with low self-esteem and emotional problems usual ask me this. Try tapping in the thoughts of someone with mood swings. Either your relationship works or it doesn't!)
I decided to try a gay lifestyle ... but I'm afraid to tell anyone ... actually I don't think it's a permanent condition ... it might be a one-time experience with this great person I met ... as I am still attracted to the opposite sex ... does that make me bisexual ... bipolar ...
I'm tired of being predictable ... but I'm afraid of change ... actually hate it ... but it's happening anyway ... tell me that change will be okay so I can stop having panic attacks ...
I can no longer function in drama. I must get out! I can do it ... this time ... please tell me this is true ...
I'm working on myself ... I go to Barnes and Noble and buy self-help books ... I read the Internet ... I used to go to church ... oh, I forgot you're Jewish ... it's all one god anyway ... have you ever been inside a church ...
I'm losing weight ... again ...
I'm not an alcoholic ... I just drink socially with my friends ... every day ...
I don't smoke cigarettes anymore ... it's bad for you ... I just smoke a joint every day .... what do you mean, it's destroying my lungs ...
I've known for years that I had emotional problems ... they run in my family ... you were right when you told me about them 10 years ago ... but I have finally decided to get help ... sometimes I think about killing myself ... then I read your columns and feel better ... no, I don't follow your advice ... I just read them ... because I think you're funny ...
I'm paying off my debts ... personal ... credit cards ... student loans ... car payments ... mortgage ... is life one being debt ... to who ... I'm done with debts ... almost ...
I only want to work at a job I'm passionate about ... actually I'm looking for a caretaker ... or a way to make money without actually working ... the truth is ... I'm lazy and I don't want to work ... I'm trying to figure out a way to get on disability if all else fails.
I am here to help people ... don't we all have a special mission ... well I do ... whatever it is ... there has to be some reason we all came here ...
I meditate every day ... I practice yoga ... I am a vegetarian ... but I still deal with anger issues and get pissed off when my questions aren't answered in meditation ... who's answering, anyway ... I'm hoping you can help me ... can you do something to bring me what I want ... oh, you're not into witchcraft ... bugger ...
I have a direct pipeline to god ... or so I have been told ... yup, straight up ...
I have a healing system ... yes, another one ... and a book ... and audio tapes ... what do you mean, I won't be the next guru ...
I started selling holistic products ... right, multi-level marketing ... but this product is different ... [handing me brochures] ... not interested, huh ... okay ... but you could make millions ... what do you mean I shouldn't have invested money in this company ....
I've seen strange lights in the sky ... most people believe in UFO's ... do you ... you wrote that you met Z on a space ship ... sweet ...
I'm writing a book ... of course it's about [the abuses in] my life .... not going sell, huh ... not even get published ....
I'm being abused by, -, - because we have a contract created before I was born ... you don't believe that, do you ... you're probably right ... I read too many metaphysical books.
I'm not sure I understand what you mean about reality being an illusion ... you mean like the Matrix ... How can a program just end?
I don't understand sacred geometry ... will I still ascend?
I must start channeling again.
Of course Jesus is coming back to save us. He's also bringing Mary ...
Time seems to be moving very quickly ... is that part of my being forced to adjust to change ... I wish the program would just hurry up and end and put us all out of our misery.
Reality sometimes seems surreal and I don't get high anymore.
Z ... he came to me in meditation ... very funny ... I see why you like him ... did he really play all the roles in this script ... I mean like Jesus, Buddha, Saint Germain, Thoth ... how do you pronounced that name .... would Z be mad if I asked you for a date ... oh, you don't date clients ... or women?
I feel something major is going to happen soon for everyone, after which nothing will be the same, but it is a good thing ... I think ...
It seems that our little trek is a trick with humans constantly working on themselves, as the program creates challenges at ever turn, based on their psychological profile and the events in their lives.