March 12, 2004
At this time two Rovers, Spirit and Opportunity, are exploring Mars.
Hey ladies... If Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus... now that we have landed on Mars, where is the welcome wagon?
Did we spend millions, or is that billions, of dollars to visit Mars, just to play in the sands of time!?
Do Martians now think Earthlings look like the Rovers?
We sent our Spirit there and we now we seek Opportunity to meet Men from Mars!
There should be lots of good looking male Martians, some of whom could .... enlighten you, show you things you could never imagine, give new definition to the word Love, or eat you! (giggle)
In any case...an adventure with a man from Mars could be just what you are looking for!
...... Based on what the media has shown us, there are NO men on Mars.
Let's ask the WiZard of MarZ to help us.... We have landed on Martian soil and we are off to see the WiZard...
"Hello ladies.... It is nice to meet you. Let me tell you about creation. With a sweep of my hand, I created the sky, then the stars, the planets, and all of the objects you see in the sky. Ah...but there are many more things to behold. They go beyond your wildest imagination. The heavens are a magical kingdom which I monitor through the 'lens of time'."
"Where are the men on Mars we heard so much about?"
"That is a good question. As Ellie has written ... Reality is nothing more than a metaphor, an illusion. There are no men on Mars. The soul you seek will come to you in your dreams on this very night. Before you go to sleep, call to me. Ask to remember your dreams of this man... of people you love...of distant places that stretch your imagination. I shall take you to meet this man. HE shall appear to you. You will remember."